Dada unleashes "Code M" MP3 shoes on an unsuspecting populace

We're not even sure what needs to said here. Basically what we have is some shiny "Code M" sneakers from Dada footwear that pump the tunes to the included wireless headphones or out of built-in speakers while you're busy being that baller you are. They charge via USB, sport built-in controls, and yes they are actually a pair of shoes, too. Seriously, what's not to love? Next up for Dada are more "Code M" devices such as a get-fit program for workout data, get-smart for taking your calls (with your shoe mind you -- get it? Get Smart? No? Ah, never mind.) and a whole slew of other devices to keep you in style and feeling great about your 21st Century lifestyle.

[Via Gearlog]

[T10 @ Mar 9th 2006 6:01PM]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA


breath


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[mark m @ Mar 9th 2006 6:04PM]

What, no Dada art jokes?

yur slipp'n gadget.

[jnasato @ Mar 9th 2006 6:06PM]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, man.....

[Casey Sumaylo @ Mar 9th 2006 6:08PM]

I hope this is a joke, those are the ugliest excuse for shoes since my mother bought me a pair of velcro kangaroos for me about 25 years ago.

[invaderluj @ Mar 9th 2006 6:10PM]

next up the bond-esc sneaker/phone with a 3 megapixel camera in the toe and a 3in lcd screen on the sole

[Casey Sumaylo @ Mar 9th 2006 6:13PM]

kangaroos:

http://www.shoes.com/product.asp?p=5004499%7EWomens%7CTrend&variant_id=52879&partnerid=Yahoo&CMP=OTC-Yahoo

[John Hinds @ Mar 9th 2006 6:14PM]

Just what everyone has always wanted.....

[Z @ Mar 9th 2006 6:15PM]

One word:

DUMB



(Oh, and uh, when is this company going out of business?)

[Ed @ Mar 9th 2006 6:17PM]

...I've been a little bit sick into my mouth :-( ...

[tickytong @ Mar 9th 2006 6:19PM]

I'm going to go buys some right now. They will go perfect with my Divo costume.

[Spencer @ Mar 9th 2006 6:20PM]

"Sure, I'm coming. Let me just download my podcasts....to my shoe...."

[SH @ Mar 9th 2006 6:20PM]

The scary thing is, Flava Flav is gonna rock these muthas on MTV or VH1 or whatever damn channel he's on ... Like getting mugged for your white headphones or (old sk00l) your air Jordans wasn't bad enough, now I gotta pack heat to wear my Dadas and get my mp3 on? Tell me they at least got A2DP to the headset.

Oh, the Get Smart thing was freakin' hysterical. You guys have jet lag or something. Or maybe it's the beer in Hanover.

[Crazyglues @ Mar 9th 2006 6:21PM]

OMG how dumb would you have to be to be caught wearing those..... that's some seriously ugly looking sneakers

[chl @ Mar 9th 2006 6:24PM]

is it already april 1st?

[Thomas Averin @ Mar 9th 2006 6:28PM]

well, if you REALLY hate church...

[Z @ Mar 9th 2006 6:31PM]

"The scary thing is, Flava Flav is gonna rock these muthas on MTV or VH1..."


LOL, that's hysterical... and yeah, no joke!

[KaiserW @ Mar 9th 2006 6:33PM]

These shoes will go great with the $10,000 worth of gold and diamonds i had my dentist put in my teeth. good grief, would anyone who isn't a rapper buy this trash?

[Z @ Mar 9th 2006 6:34PM]

And with the high-polished chrome, these things scream out "DANCING QUEEN!"

[ebferret @ Mar 9th 2006 6:35PM]

those gots some mad bling homefrys

and its "devo" #10

[Trey @ Mar 9th 2006 6:37PM]

Theres something not quite right about these...

Can't put my finger on it...

Thats it..

Add some diamonds (Non conflict of course.) and
P Diddy, Nelly et al will be rockin' in em along with Flava Flav. (Oh Make sure the marketing blurb mentions 'Limited Edition' and price em around $5000.)

[vj @ Mar 9th 2006 6:39PM]

i have the dada spinnah shoes they have built in air pumnps when u walk so the spinners spin.
i'm gonna get these too dada makes good shoes : )

[Z @ Mar 9th 2006 6:42PM]

Seriously, these shoes would go perfect with men who like to wear pink leg warmers and throw like a girl.

Oh yeah!

[Mandarin @ Mar 9th 2006 6:48PM]

Hmm perfect for having your own soundtrack while running away from the neighborhood gangs...

[Camperton @ Mar 9th 2006 6:49PM]

I can picture the douche that would wear these "shoes" and I don't like him. Not one little bit.

[Z @ Mar 9th 2006 6:55PM]

Or these shoes would be perfect for theives engaging in late-night corporate espionage... they could have the Mission Impossible theme song playing over the speakers while manuevering in the dark! Kool!

[Rizzy Bizzy @ Mar 9th 2006 6:57PM]

Wtf? What happens when you walk in the rain? Will you get shocked? These shoes are totally not functional.

[Sean @ Mar 9th 2006 7:03PM]

I get it!!!

[jamesbrown @ Mar 9th 2006 7:04PM]

genius

these are for ballers only. if you don't get it... well then you're obviously not very baller

yes, i used a noun as an adjective... see? you just don't get it.

[rawr @ Mar 9th 2006 7:08PM]

cue up Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell"...

[TIMMAH! @ Mar 9th 2006 7:11PM]

Personally I waiting for the jock strap MP3 player...

[Matthew Smith @ Mar 9th 2006 7:18PM]

Didn't we already see these in "Face/Off"?

[MrPolarBare @ Mar 9th 2006 7:20PM]

Don't put those shoes in the microwave.

[Lobo @ Mar 9th 2006 7:34PM]

Ahhh Get Smart used to love that when I was a kid, too bad you cant get it on dvd.....

[embassy @ Mar 9th 2006 7:39PM]

wat else will these corporations push onto our urban youth( who is obviously the target market here)..this is disgusting...

they've already ruined the commercial perception of hiphop music and hiphop/urban culture in general...now that includes urban fashion too...its just sickening..

[strongfinger @ Mar 9th 2006 7:42PM]

OW! great, i just blew out a cornea lookin' at those things...

this would have been so fly 20 years ago! whoooo! Run-DMC lookout!

[strongfinger @ Mar 9th 2006 7:46PM]

i SO cannot wait to get beat up for wearing these!

[Modderbox @ Mar 9th 2006 7:50PM]

sweet, what next mp3 sunglas...wait, done..hmm what about an mp3 watch...nope done to
MUST EVERYTHING HAVE AUDIO PLAYBACK?!?!?!
im waiting in the mail for my socks that have 2 gigs of flash memory and play xvid and h.264 video

[DT @ Mar 9th 2006 7:55PM]

As an ironic urban hipster, I wish to purchase this product for show-off purposes.

[emminentt @ Mar 9th 2006 8:04PM]

MrPolarBare,

Why would anyone put any sneakers in the microwave?

lol

[Travis @ Mar 9th 2006 8:05PM]

Where is the sub-woofer?

[crysalis @ Mar 9th 2006 8:09PM]

LMAO @ 31

[bliss @ Mar 9th 2006 8:11PM]

looking at that picture makes me want to say every ebonics related word I know... HAHA... crazy

[Emil @ Mar 9th 2006 8:13PM]

Even if I saw those in the bargain bin for US$15... I'd probably buy them!

[Gabriel @ Mar 9th 2006 8:20PM]

Those shoes scream "please, rob me, please". I would't go through a bad neibourhood with those tires...

[eikon @ Mar 9th 2006 8:27PM]

dada!? WTF? how can anyone call this crap DADA...

though, i guess, you could get a turbine generator, and charge them using Duchamp spinning in his grave :D now that WOULD be DADA

I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste. - Marcel Duchamp

[PsycloneD @ Mar 9th 2006 9:14PM]

You'd be trippin' if you bought those.

:)

[Shoaib @ Mar 9th 2006 9:27PM]

Gangsta as hell, but it would be weird if some frickin retarted dude runs into a puddle with them and gets like electrocuted through his feet, but if u live in a "hood" and unless you like getting robbed, don't get these

[Al2x @ Mar 9th 2006 9:44PM]

The sad thing is, I don't think it looks that bad! But that doesn't mean I'd buy it. I think I'd put a boombox down on the bleachers if I want to listen and ball. Aren' these the shoe company that made those terrible "Spreewell Spinners" shoes?

[Starbucks Sam @ Mar 9th 2006 9:47PM]

I am going to call the fashion police now.

[linam @ Mar 9th 2006 9:53PM]

Wow! could they come up with anything more ubsurd